Thought I would lighten the load a bit – compliments of my friend, Jim, who is a proud ‘Seasoned Citizen’

Clean joke for a dirty world!  :-)

A lawyer and a senior
citizen are sitting next to each
other on a long flight.

The lawyer is thinking
that seniors are so dumb that he
could get one over
on them easy.

So the lawyer asks
if the senior would like to play a fun
game.

The senior is tired
and just wants to take a nap, so he
politely declines
and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists,
saying that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question,
and if you don’t know the answer, you
pay me only $5. Then
you ask me one, and if I don’t know
the answer, I will
pay you $500, he says.

This catches the
senior’s attention and to keep the lawyer
quiet, he agrees
to play the game.

The lawyer asks the
first question. ‘What’s the distance
from the Earth to
the Moon?’

The senior doesn’t
say a word, but reaches into his pocket,
pulls out a five-dollar
bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now it’s the senior’s
turn. He asks the lawyer, ‘What
goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?’

The lawyer uses his
laptop and searches all references he
could find on the Net.

He sends e-mails
to all the smart friends he knows; all to
no avail. After
an hour of searching, he finally gives
up.

He wakes the senior
and hands him $500. The senior
pockets the $500
and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going
nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes
the senior up and
asks, ‘Well, so what goes up a hill with
three legs and comes
down with four?’

The senior reaches
into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and
goes back to sleep…